Lance Armstrong's bicycle stolen

File photo of the prime suspect:

I can't really find words right now.

Off now to go vote for the secret Muslim who will take your guns and use them to abort Christian fetuses to use as a food source for welfare queens and illegal Mexicans.

If I'm not back in five hours, call the Secretary of State.

Nothing like accidentally napping for 3 1/2 hours to shoot your day all to shit when you have things to do. And also to ruin your bedtime; I'm only now getting tired and I have to be up at 5. Even at sleeping I fail. I can go to hell.

So political canvassers are spamming MySpace users with add requests now?

Gargle my liberal balls, Bobby from Macon, Georgia.

I never claimed to be a good or even decent person, but apparently I've been good at having some of you fooled for the last 5-6-7 years.

Anyway, fixed my last post; hope that works out better for you guys.

You can play How Is Babby Formed whenever Sarah Palin speaks and you would get roughly the same level of discourse as she's offering here.

She is as outclassed as our old friend Will in this classic jam:

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